i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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