"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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