dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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