Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
