I should be sponsored by Trojan
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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