They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
