dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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