He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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