It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
