dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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