if you like me you must not know who I am
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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