I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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