Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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