it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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