This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and she was petting her beer can
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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