I'm so fucking centered right now
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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