he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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