How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
