I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
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guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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