I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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