fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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