So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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