I saw his package. It spoke to me.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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