so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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