me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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