Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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