Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Where did you get a picture of my penis
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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