I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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