Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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