: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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