is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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