If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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