Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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