I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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