I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Randomize