i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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