either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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