I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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