Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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