Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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