So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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