there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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