what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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