I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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