so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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