I wish I only lived at night.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
false alarm, still single
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