My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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