Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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