The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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