is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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