Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Text me some of your sweat
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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