i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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