Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
