? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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