i don't like sucking hair
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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