Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
