That's when you crack a 10am beer
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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