just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
