ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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