I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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